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PostSubject: mga banat dn.. share lan :D   Wed Mar 17, 2010 12:13 pm

boy: what is your name again
girl: denise and you are?
boy: im YOURS




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PostSubject: Re: mga banat dn.. share lan :D   Wed Mar 17, 2010 12:15 pm

boy: catholic ka di ba? religious ka ba?
girl: medyo bakit?
boy: maybe im the answer to your prayers
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PostSubject: Re: mga banat dn.. share lan :D   Wed Mar 17, 2010 12:16 pm

boy: miss pag nakikita kita gusto kitang patirin
girl: an0ng problema mo? Bkt?
boy: gusto kasi kitang mahulog sakin
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PostSubject: Re: mga banat dn.. share lan :D   Wed Mar 17, 2010 12:19 pm

di mo pa ako bnabato

pero ....

tinamaan na ko SAYO
hehe
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PostSubject: Re: mga banat dn.. share lan :D   Thu Mar 18, 2010 6:55 am

ganda naman Razz
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PostSubject: Re: mga banat dn.. share lan :D   Thu Mar 18, 2010 7:07 am

gerl: alam mo prang kang bisyo
boy: (kinikilig) dahil hndi mo acoh maiwasan?.
gerl: hndii noh
DAHIL SINISIRA MO BUHAY KOH !!

ahah
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PostSubject: Re: mga banat dn.. share lan :D   Thu Mar 18, 2010 7:14 am

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PostSubject: Re: mga banat dn.. share lan :D   Thu Mar 18, 2010 10:35 am

Boy: Miss, freezer ka ba?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Kasi tumitigas ako
sayo eh.
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PostSubject: Re: mga banat dn.. share lan :D   Thu Mar 18, 2010 10:35 am

Guy taking to her girlfriend
Guy: Hindi ka ba nabibingi?
Girl:
Bakit naman?
Guy: Kasi sinisagaw ka ng puso ko eh.
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PostSubject: Re: mga banat dn.. share lan :D   Thu Mar 18, 2010 10:35 am

Schoolboy talking to his Crush named anne

Boy: anne, sandali
lang.
Anne: oh bakit?
Boy: uuwi ka na ba?
Anne: di pa naman
bakit?
Boy: Kasi papasama sana ako sayo, okay lang?
Anne: Saan ba?
Boy:
Habang buhay
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PostSubject: Re: mga banat dn.. share lan :D   Thu Mar 18, 2010 10:36 am

[b][b]
[/b][/b]A
chain smoker talking to his friend:
If you want to make me quit
smoking,
then find a better way to make my lips busy.
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PostSubject: Re: mga banat dn.. share lan :D   Thu Mar 18, 2010 10:37 am

A guy borrowing a pen at a teller

Guy: Miss pwedeng manghiram ng
ballpen?
Teller: Sure, eto oh.
Guy: Miss di naman sumusulat eh.
Teller:
Talaga? kakabili ko lang niyan eh.
Guy: Oo di nga sumusulat, try mo
isulat number mo dito sa papel.
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PostSubject: Re: mga banat dn.. share lan :D   Thu Mar 18, 2010 10:37 am

Boy: Gusto mo bang i-blood test kita?
Girl: Bakit naman? Nurse ka ba?
Boy:
Hindi. Gusto ko kasi malaman kung type mo ako.
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PostSubject: Re: mga banat dn.. share lan :D   Thu Mar 18, 2010 10:38 am

Dalawang teenager naguusap:
Teen 1:Alam mo pag graduate ko gusto ko
maging successful.
Teen 2:Talaga?
Teen 1: oo gusto ko talaga. Ikaw
ano ba gusto mo after mo grumaduate?
Teen 2: Gusto ko lang naman.
Iisa lang.
Teen 1: Ano yun?
Teen 2: Maging sayo.
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PostSubject: Re: mga banat dn.. share lan :D   Thu Mar 18, 2010 10:38 am

Girl talking to her boyfriend:

Girl:Anong mas pipiliin mo DOTA or
ako?

Boy:DOTA
Girl: Ah talaga? sige ganun ha? bakit naman?
Boy:
Kasi ang dota nilalaro lang

ikaw hindi masyado kitang
mahal para gawin yun.
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PostSubject: Re: mga banat dn.. share lan :D   Thu Mar 18, 2010 10:39 am

Boy: Miss Pulis ka ba?
Girl: Hindi bakit?
Boy: Kasi pinosas mo
puso ko.
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PostSubject: Re: mga banat dn.. share lan :D   Thu Mar 18, 2010 6:31 pm

bumira d2 c eurie ah hahah xD Razz

post p kau banat niu jn.. wg n mhiya xD
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PostSubject: Re: mga banat dn.. share lan :D   Thu Mar 18, 2010 6:32 pm

boy: magaling ka di ba sa algebra
girl: medyo bkt?
boy: could you substitute my X w/out asking Y?




haha Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: mga banat dn.. share lan :D   Thu Mar 18, 2010 6:33 pm

Boy: gusto mo ng SIOMAI?
Miss: bkt my ano?
Boy: wla lang i want to SIOMAI love for you.


anu gs2 niu SIOMAI? hehe
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PostSubject: Re: mga banat dn.. share lan :D   Thu Mar 18, 2010 6:33 pm

boy: miss anung titulo mo, palagay ko pagaari kita eh,



gurl:
ilang page ka bah?



boy: baket?



gurl: ang kapal kc ng mukha mu eh,


aray ! haha xD
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PostSubject: Re: mga banat dn.. share lan :D   Fri Mar 19, 2010 3:24 am

girl: para kang bisyo!

boy: bkt? dahil ba hindi mo ko maiwasan?

girl: hinde! sinisira mo kase buhay ko!


wahahaha
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PostSubject: Re: mga banat dn.. share lan :D   Fri Mar 19, 2010 9:08 am

boy: im invisible

girl: really???

boy:can you see me?

girl: yes

boy: how about tomorrow night?

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PostSubject: Re: mga banat dn.. share lan :D   Fri Mar 19, 2010 11:26 am

haha nakx Razz
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PostSubject: Re: mga banat dn.. share lan :D   Sat Mar 20, 2010 6:31 am

* I am an ASSIGNMENT.
Wanna take me HOME?!
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PostSubject: Re: mga banat dn.. share lan :D   Sat Mar 20, 2010 6:32 am

* Why love a person who just makes you breakfast?
When you can
love me and be your breakfast!
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