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PostSubject: mga banat dn.. share lan :D   Wed Mar 17, 2010 6:13 pm

boy: what is your name again
girl: denise and you are?
boy: im YOURS




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PostSubject: Re: mga banat dn.. share lan :D   Wed Mar 17, 2010 6:15 pm

boy: catholic ka di ba? religious ka ba?
girl: medyo bakit?
boy: maybe im the answer to your prayers
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PostSubject: Re: mga banat dn.. share lan :D   Wed Mar 17, 2010 6:16 pm

boy: miss pag nakikita kita gusto kitang patirin
girl: an0ng problema mo? Bkt?
boy: gusto kasi kitang mahulog sakin
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PostSubject: Re: mga banat dn.. share lan :D   Wed Mar 17, 2010 6:19 pm

di mo pa ako bnabato

pero ....

tinamaan na ko SAYO
hehe
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PostSubject: Re: mga banat dn.. share lan :D   Thu Mar 18, 2010 12:55 pm

ganda naman Razz
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PostSubject: Re: mga banat dn.. share lan :D   Thu Mar 18, 2010 1:07 pm

gerl: alam mo prang kang bisyo
boy: (kinikilig) dahil hndi mo acoh maiwasan?.
gerl: hndii noh
DAHIL SINISIRA MO BUHAY KOH !!

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PostSubject: Re: mga banat dn.. share lan :D   Thu Mar 18, 2010 1:14 pm

Razz waw galeng
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PostSubject: Re: mga banat dn.. share lan :D   Thu Mar 18, 2010 4:35 pm

Boy: Miss, freezer ka ba?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Kasi tumitigas ako
sayo eh.
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PostSubject: Re: mga banat dn.. share lan :D   Thu Mar 18, 2010 4:35 pm

Guy taking to her girlfriend
Guy: Hindi ka ba nabibingi?
Girl:
Bakit naman?
Guy: Kasi sinisagaw ka ng puso ko eh.
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PostSubject: Re: mga banat dn.. share lan :D   Thu Mar 18, 2010 4:35 pm

Schoolboy talking to his Crush named anne

Boy: anne, sandali
lang.
Anne: oh bakit?
Boy: uuwi ka na ba?
Anne: di pa naman
bakit?
Boy: Kasi papasama sana ako sayo, okay lang?
Anne: Saan ba?
Boy:
Habang buhay
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PostSubject: Re: mga banat dn.. share lan :D   Thu Mar 18, 2010 4:36 pm

[b][b][b]
[/b][/b][/b]A
chain smoker talking to his friend:
If you want to make me quit
smoking,
then find a better way to make my lips busy.
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PostSubject: Re: mga banat dn.. share lan :D   Thu Mar 18, 2010 4:37 pm

A guy borrowing a pen at a teller

Guy: Miss pwedeng manghiram ng
ballpen?
Teller: Sure, eto oh.
Guy: Miss di naman sumusulat eh.
Teller:
Talaga? kakabili ko lang niyan eh.
Guy: Oo di nga sumusulat, try mo
isulat number mo dito sa papel.
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PostSubject: Re: mga banat dn.. share lan :D   Thu Mar 18, 2010 4:37 pm

Boy: Gusto mo bang i-blood test kita?
Girl: Bakit naman? Nurse ka ba?
Boy:
Hindi. Gusto ko kasi malaman kung type mo ako.
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PostSubject: Re: mga banat dn.. share lan :D   Thu Mar 18, 2010 4:38 pm

Dalawang teenager naguusap:
Teen 1:Alam mo pag graduate ko gusto ko
maging successful.
Teen 2:Talaga?
Teen 1: oo gusto ko talaga. Ikaw
ano ba gusto mo after mo grumaduate?
Teen 2: Gusto ko lang naman.
Iisa lang.
Teen 1: Ano yun?
Teen 2: Maging sayo.
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PostSubject: Re: mga banat dn.. share lan :D   Thu Mar 18, 2010 4:38 pm

Girl talking to her boyfriend:

Girl:Anong mas pipiliin mo DOTA or
ako?

Boy:DOTA
Girl: Ah talaga? sige ganun ha? bakit naman?
Boy:
Kasi ang dota nilalaro lang

ikaw hindi masyado kitang
mahal para gawin yun.
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