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+8MS.QUEENDEE UHYEN jinrikisha eUrie jhoanna **kria__ayemi** vento*coseusS 12 posters |
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vento*coseusS
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 |  Subject: mga banat dn.. share lan :D  Wed Mar 17, 2010 12:13 pm | |
| boy: what is your name again
girl: denise and you are?
boy: im YOURS
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vento*coseusS
NT Geek
Posts : 744
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| | Subject: Re: mga banat dn.. share lan :D Wed Mar 17, 2010 12:15 pm | |
| boy: catholic ka di ba? religious ka ba?
girl: medyo bakit?
boy: maybe im the answer to your prayers | |
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vento*coseusS
NT Geek
Posts : 744
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| | Subject: Re: mga banat dn.. share lan :D Wed Mar 17, 2010 12:16 pm | |
| boy: miss pag nakikita kita gusto kitang patirin
girl: an0ng problema mo? Bkt?
boy: gusto kasi kitang mahulog sakin | |
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vento*coseusS
NT Geek
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| | Subject: Re: mga banat dn.. share lan :D Wed Mar 17, 2010 12:19 pm | |
| di mo pa ako bnabato
pero ....
tinamaan na ko SAYO  hehe | |
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**kria__ayemi**
NT fan
Posts : 443
Join date : 2010-03-17
Age : 30
Location : bacolod adventist medical center compound don c.v ramos ave, taculing bacolod city
Twitter : none
Mood : 
| | Subject: Re: mga banat dn.. share lan :D Thu Mar 18, 2010 6:55 am | |
| ganda naman  | |
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jhoanna
NT Newbie
Posts : 26
Join date : 2010-03-17
Age : 31
Location : sa puso mo <3
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**kria__ayemi**
NT fan
Posts : 443
Join date : 2010-03-17
Age : 30
Location : bacolod adventist medical center compound don c.v ramos ave, taculing bacolod city
Twitter : none
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| | Subject: Re: mga banat dn.. share lan :D Thu Mar 18, 2010 7:14 am | |
| waw galeng | |
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eUrie
NT Maniac
Posts : 2145
Join date : 2010-03-10
Age : 34
Location : caviTe
Twitter : i dont hav one
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| | Subject: Re: mga banat dn.. share lan :D Thu Mar 18, 2010 10:35 am | |
| Boy: Miss, freezer ka ba?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Kasi tumitigas ako
sayo eh. | |
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eUrie
NT Maniac
Posts : 2145
Join date : 2010-03-10
Age : 34
Location : caviTe
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| | Subject: Re: mga banat dn.. share lan :D Thu Mar 18, 2010 10:35 am | |
| Guy taking to her girlfriend
Guy: Hindi ka ba nabibingi?
Girl:
Bakit naman?
Guy: Kasi sinisagaw ka ng puso ko eh. | |
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eUrie
NT Maniac
Posts : 2145
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Age : 34
Location : caviTe
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| | Subject: Re: mga banat dn.. share lan :D Thu Mar 18, 2010 10:35 am | |
| Schoolboy talking to his Crush named anne
Boy: anne, sandali
lang.
Anne: oh bakit?
Boy: uuwi ka na ba?
Anne: di pa naman
bakit?
Boy: Kasi papasama sana ako sayo, okay lang?
Anne: Saan ba?
Boy:
Habang buhay | |
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eUrie
NT Maniac
Posts : 2145
Join date : 2010-03-10
Age : 34
Location : caviTe
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| | Subject: Re: mga banat dn.. share lan :D Thu Mar 18, 2010 10:36 am | |
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[/b][/b]A
chain smoker talking to his friend:
If you want to make me quit
smoking,
then find a better way to make my lips busy. | |
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eUrie
NT Maniac
Posts : 2145
Join date : 2010-03-10
Age : 34
Location : caviTe
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| | Subject: Re: mga banat dn.. share lan :D Thu Mar 18, 2010 10:37 am | |
| A guy borrowing a pen at a teller
Guy: Miss pwedeng manghiram ng
ballpen?
Teller: Sure, eto oh.
Guy: Miss di naman sumusulat eh.
Teller:
Talaga? kakabili ko lang niyan eh.
Guy: Oo di nga sumusulat, try mo
isulat number mo dito sa papel. | |
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eUrie
NT Maniac
Posts : 2145
Join date : 2010-03-10
Age : 34
Location : caviTe
Twitter : i dont hav one
Mood :
| | Subject: Re: mga banat dn.. share lan :D Thu Mar 18, 2010 10:37 am | |
| Boy: Gusto mo bang i-blood test kita?
Girl: Bakit naman? Nurse ka ba?
Boy:
Hindi. Gusto ko kasi malaman kung type mo ako. | |
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eUrie
NT Maniac
Posts : 2145
Join date : 2010-03-10
Age : 34
Location : caviTe
Twitter : i dont hav one
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| | Subject: Re: mga banat dn.. share lan :D Thu Mar 18, 2010 10:38 am | |
| Dalawang teenager naguusap:
Teen 1:Alam mo pag graduate ko gusto ko
maging successful.
Teen 2:Talaga?
Teen 1: oo gusto ko talaga. Ikaw
ano ba gusto mo after mo grumaduate?
Teen 2: Gusto ko lang naman.
Iisa lang.
Teen 1: Ano yun?
Teen 2: Maging sayo. | |
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eUrie
NT Maniac
Posts : 2145
Join date : 2010-03-10
Age : 34
Location : caviTe
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| | Subject: Re: mga banat dn.. share lan :D Thu Mar 18, 2010 10:38 am | |
| Girl talking to her boyfriend:
Girl:Anong mas pipiliin mo DOTA or
ako?
Boy:DOTA
Girl: Ah talaga? sige ganun ha? bakit naman?
Boy:
Kasi ang dota nilalaro lang
ikaw hindi masyado kitang
mahal para gawin yun. | |
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eUrie
NT Maniac
Posts : 2145
Join date : 2010-03-10
Age : 34
Location : caviTe
Twitter : i dont hav one
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| | Subject: Re: mga banat dn.. share lan :D Thu Mar 18, 2010 10:39 am | |
| Boy: Miss Pulis ka ba?
Girl: Hindi bakit?
Boy: Kasi pinosas mo
puso ko. | |
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vento*coseusS
NT Geek
Posts : 744
Join date : 2010-03-10
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| | Subject: Re: mga banat dn.. share lan :D Thu Mar 18, 2010 6:31 pm | |
| bumira d2 c eurie ah hahah xD post p kau banat niu jn.. wg n mhiya xD | |
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vento*coseusS
NT Geek
Posts : 744
Join date : 2010-03-10
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| | Subject: Re: mga banat dn.. share lan :D Thu Mar 18, 2010 6:32 pm | |
| boy: magaling ka di ba sa algebra girl: medyo bkt? boy: could you substitute my X w/out asking Y? haha  | |
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vento*coseusS
NT Geek
Posts : 744
Join date : 2010-03-10
Location : s tabi tabi lan
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| | Subject: Re: mga banat dn.. share lan :D Thu Mar 18, 2010 6:33 pm | |
| Boy: gusto mo ng SIOMAI?
Miss: bkt my ano?
Boy: wla lang i want to SIOMAI love for you.
anu gs2 niu SIOMAI? hehe | |
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vento*coseusS
NT Geek
Posts : 744
Join date : 2010-03-10
Location : s tabi tabi lan
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| | Subject: Re: mga banat dn.. share lan :D Thu Mar 18, 2010 6:33 pm | |
| boy: miss anung titulo mo, palagay ko pagaari kita eh,
gurl:
ilang page ka bah?
boy: baket?
gurl: ang kapal kc ng mukha mu eh,
aray ! haha xD | |
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jinrikisha
NT Global Mod
Posts : 419
Join date : 2010-03-14
Age : 32
Location : Cavite
Twitter : http://twitter.com/jinrikisha
Mood : 
| | Subject: Re: mga banat dn.. share lan :D Fri Mar 19, 2010 3:24 am | |
| girl: para kang bisyo!
boy: bkt? dahil ba hindi mo ko maiwasan?
girl: hinde! sinisira mo kase buhay ko!
wahahaha | |
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NT Maniac
Posts : 1010
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Location : somewhere down the road
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| | Subject: Re: mga banat dn.. share lan :D Fri Mar 19, 2010 9:08 am | |
| boy: im invisible girl: really??? boy:can you see me? girl: yes boy: how about tomorrow night? | |
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vento*coseusS
NT Geek
Posts : 744
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| | Subject: Re: mga banat dn.. share lan :D Fri Mar 19, 2010 11:26 am | |
| haha nakx | |
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eUrie
NT Maniac
Posts : 2145
Join date : 2010-03-10
Age : 34
Location : caviTe
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| | Subject: Re: mga banat dn.. share lan :D Sat Mar 20, 2010 6:31 am | |
| * I am an ASSIGNMENT.
Wanna take me HOME?! | |
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eUrie
NT Maniac
Posts : 2145
Join date : 2010-03-10
Age : 34
Location : caviTe
Twitter : i dont hav one
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| | Subject: Re: mga banat dn.. share lan :D Sat Mar 20, 2010 6:32 am | |
| * Why love a person who just makes you breakfast?
When you can
love me and be your breakfast! | |
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