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im deyn NT Moderator
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| Subject: IT'S joke tym haha (corni) Wed Mar 10, 2010 8:50 am | |
| ANG INA!!! sabe ng NGONGO na bad3p! haha pode ) | |
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| Subject: Re: IT'S joke tym haha (corni) Wed Mar 10, 2010 8:58 am | |
| new student's DICTIONARY! ALLOWANCE - a force that motivates you 2 go 2 school. BONUS - d key to pass d exam. I.D - alterntive ruler 2 draw a straight line. STUDYING - causes sleepiness faster than a sleeping pills TOMORROW - deadline CLINIC - home of best actor/actress BREAK - most enjoying subject BALLPEN - device used 2 draw something on d desk NERD - bestfriend during exam :> try?haha | |
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| Subject: Re: IT'S joke tym haha (corni) Wed Mar 10, 2010 9:01 am | |
| sa ENGLISH : " EAT ALL YOU CAN . DON'T BE SHY ... FEEL AT HOME .. " sa TAGALOG : " KAIN LANG KAYO NG KAIN .. WALANG HIYA KAYO .. FEELING NYU BAHAY NYO TO! " ROFL | |
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| Subject: Re: IT'S joke tym haha (corni) Wed Mar 10, 2010 9:17 am | |
| MUNTIK NA !! BATMAN : inay MUNTIK na po ako maging top 1 sa klase ! NANAY : ang galing tlga ng anak ko.. panu mu nmn nsabe yon anak? BATMAN : kze po knina inanounce ng teacher ko kung cnu ung top 1 sa klase . NANAY : ohh tapoz? BATMAN : tinuro po ni mam ung katabi ko. edi muntik na ako hehe bleehh | |
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| Subject: Re: IT'S joke tym haha (corni) Wed Mar 10, 2010 9:26 am | |
| PATITINGNAN ANAK : tatay! masama nnman ang pang lasa ko eehh.. TATAY : ABA anak! mataas ang lagnat mu ehhh..mabuti pa ea patitingnan kita sa doktor .. ANAK : tatay! ai nakakatamad nmn ehh! panu ako gagaling nyan. ehh titingnan laang pala ea . cge ho padala nyu nalang ung litrato ko at ng hindi na ako mapagod.. ehh titignan laang pla ea .. haha pugeh | |
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| Subject: Re: IT'S joke tym haha (corni) Wed Mar 10, 2010 9:37 am | |
| SCIENCE TEACHER : ok class our lesson for today is science what is SCIENCE ? BATMAN : ako po mam! TEACHER : ok batman! stand up! wat is science? BATMAN : SCIENCE SCIENCE is our lesson for today! haha LMAO ) | |
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| Subject: Re: IT'S joke tym haha (corni) Wed Mar 10, 2010 9:46 am | |
| haha ayus lahat bwahahaa ,,, fafa danz dapat hiwalay hiwalay mu NEW THREAD para maayus | |
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| Subject: Re: IT'S joke tym haha (corni) Wed Mar 10, 2010 9:51 am | |
| STANDBY BATMAN: sir may bakante ba puh ba kayong trabaho? mag aaply lng po sana ako! GUARD : opo meron. sandali po laang at marami pa pung nka pila. standby muna po kau jan sa labas,. BATMAN : ano!!! pag iistambayin mq d2 sa labas!!! kya aq nag aaply dahil wala akong trabaho ! akoy tamabay na . lage nalang daw aq nka istambay sa kanto . kaya lagi aq napapagalitan ni nanay palagi nalang aq istambay sa kanto! tapoz mag iistambyin mu nnmn aq d2!! uuwi nlang ako mana pa!! haha omg :O | |
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| Subject: Re: IT'S joke tym haha (corni) Wed Mar 10, 2010 9:59 am | |
| - -goro- wrote:
- haha ayus lahat bwahahaa ,,,
fafa danz dapat hiwalay hiwalay mu NEW THREAD para maayus lol magugulo lng kaya ahahaha., XD pwd na ung isang thread para sa mga jowksz/. aaja | |
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| Subject: Re: IT'S joke tym haha (corni) Wed Mar 10, 2010 10:00 am | |
| "Wag kang mag-feeling... dahil hindi ka saging." | |
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| Subject: Re: IT'S joke tym haha (corni) Wed Mar 10, 2010 10:07 am | |
| HUGIS NG MUNDO TEACHER : ok batman stand up! ano ang hugis ng mundo? BATMAN : kwadrado po mam!! TEACHER : nde! ang mundo ai bilog . BATMAN : mali po kau mam! sabe po ng tito ko. nalibot nya na raw ang apat na sulok ng mundo ohh may sulok ba ang bilog? :O haha
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| Subject: Re: IT'S joke tym haha (corni) Wed Mar 10, 2010 10:19 am | |
| isang araw nag uusap ang magkumpare na c BATMAN at si ABONG .... BATMAN : pareng abong! masama pala uminum ng kape na may gatas! ABONG : baket? BATMAN : kala ko mababawasan ang nerbyos dhil may halong gatas ehh! nde pla ! un pala ea lalung nkaka nerbyos ung may halong gatas ! ohh tignan moh ! ung kape ai pampa nerbyos! ung gatas nmn ay pampa lakas!] edi pag pinag sama mo ung dalawa edi pampa lakas ng nerbyos! :O | |
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| Subject: haha Wed Mar 10, 2010 8:08 pm | |
| haha Aztig namn.... sumasakit na tyan ko sa kakatawa... ^_^ | |
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| Subject: Re: IT'S joke tym haha (corni) Wed Mar 10, 2010 10:33 pm | |
| NOON : Bazta Gwapo ! BABAERO
NGAYON : KAHIT PANGIT BABAERO NA!!
MINSAN CHOOSY PA!
haha :O | |
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| Subject: Re: IT'S joke tym haha (corni) Wed Mar 10, 2010 10:44 pm | |
| May isang devil na bumulong sa akin. Gusto raw niyang manggulo ng taong mababait… Ibinigay ko ang pangalan mo. Sabi ng devil, “Hindi pwede… boss namin ‘yan! Iba na lang!”
hahaha anung konek ^^ | |
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| Subject: Re: IT'S joke tym haha (corni) Wed Mar 10, 2010 10:45 pm | |
| BOY: Alam nyo! Alam nyo! Alam nyo! Alam nyo! Alaaaaammmm nyoooo!!! GIRL: Alam nyo din!
(Magsyotang ngongo, nagsasabihan ng I LOVE YOU… how sweet!)
ahy., ^^ | |
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| Subject: Re: IT'S joke tym haha (corni) Wed Mar 10, 2010 10:47 pm | |
| USA: Stealing is against the law. ENGLAND: Foreigners who steal will be deported. SAUDI: Steal and your hand will be cut off. PHILIPPINES: Stealing is ‘For Official Use Only’!
haha., tama nmn db db??? ^^ | |
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| Subject: Re: IT'S joke tym haha (corni) Wed Mar 10, 2010 10:49 pm | |
| TONY: Pare, tagayan mo pa ako. Nag-away kami ni misis, eh… JOSE: Ha? Sino ang nanalo? TONY: Sabihin na lang natin na sa huli, nakaluhod siyang lumapit sa akin. JOSE: Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Bossing ka pala, eh! Ano’ng sabi niya? TONY: ‘Lumabas ka d’yan sa ilalim ng kama, duwag!!!’ hahaha dami kong tawa., ^^ | |
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| Subject: Re: IT'S joke tym haha (corni) Wed Mar 10, 2010 10:50 pm | |
| Kapag ika’y nasaktan, lumaban ka. Kung ika’y nabigo, bumangon ka. Kapag ika’y gumulong sa hagdan at nakatingin sa ‘yo lahat, huwag kang pahalata. Tumayo ka at sabihin mo, “Pakialam n’yo?! Ganu’n ako bumaba, eh!” | |
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| Subject: Re: IT'S joke tym haha (corni) Wed Mar 10, 2010 10:52 pm | |
| TEACHER: Alin ang mas madalas gamitin, period or comma? GORIO: Kama, ma’am! Ang period, buwanan lang. Ang kama, kahit may period, maaaring gamitin!
nak ng tipaktong ohh., hahaha., XD | |
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| Subject: Re: IT'S joke tym haha (corni) Wed Mar 10, 2010 11:00 pm | |
| - wishay wrote:
woi! dahan2 ka jan haha tntalo mko hah ? =)) san galng joke mo? prang galeng s site yn ah =)) hahaha
··¤(`×[¤( -JOHAR--EARL-)¤]×´)¤·· hahaha sa notebook ko hahaha., nung 3rd year hs pa ako yan ehhh., hahahaha., XD | |
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| Subject: Re: IT'S joke tym haha (corni) Wed Mar 10, 2010 11:05 pm | |
| Anong kotse ang gamit ng mga magician? Ano? E di, *chedeng!* Anong hayop ang hindi tinatablan ng bala? Ano? E di, *pating!* Anong hayop naman ang sumasabog? Ano? E di, *pagong!* | |
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