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| Subject: Re: IT'S joke tym haha (corni) Fri Mar 19, 2010 6:23 pm | |
| d ko dn gets hahahahaha ayw pla pumasok ah | |
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| Subject: Re: IT'S joke tym haha (corni) Fri Mar 19, 2010 7:10 pm | |
| A man worked hard all day digging the garden and felt very stiff and sore.
His wife fluttered about him, pleased with the amount of work he had done and anxious to get him to do some more.
"Have a nice soak in the bath and I'll bring you a drink," she suggested smiling.
"Good idea," says the husband looking forward to being waited on.
He's in the bath when she comes in with a nice glass of Scotch which he accepts happily.
"If there's anything else you'd like just call," says the wife as she leaves the bathroom.
When she got halfway along the landing the husband relaxes completely and lets off an enormous long fart in the bath.
A few minutes later, despite it being a very warm Summer's evening, the wife comes in with a fluffy bed warmer
"What the heck is that for?" asks the husband snappily.
"Oh Darling," says the wife, flustered, "I thought I heard you say, "Whataboutahottawaterbottle." | |
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| Subject: Re: IT'S joke tym haha (corni) Sat Mar 20, 2010 11:10 am | |
| nagising si pedro dhil s malakas n putok ng baril.Galit na lumabas si pedro
PEDRO: pu*&%#@a ! cnu ung nagpaputok !?
PULIS: ako ! bakit?!
PEDRO: an lakas ah ... nabingi ako eh xD
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| Subject: Re: IT'S joke tym haha (corni) Sat Mar 20, 2010 11:11 am | |
| JUAN: Manong, kunin q po kaning baboy sbi n tatay.
M: Oh Juan ikaw pla yan. Binata kna ah! Nag-aaral ka ba?
J: Opo,College na.
M: Ano kinukuha mo?
J:Kaning Baboy po.. | |
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| Subject: Re: IT'S joke tym haha (corni) Sat Mar 20, 2010 11:14 am | |
| BAKIT MO PAPARUSAHAN ANG TAO SA ISANG BAGAY NA DI NILA GINAWA? ==> banat ng estudyanteng d gumawa ng assignment | |
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| Subject: Re: IT'S joke tym haha (corni) Sat Mar 20, 2010 11:27 am | |
| Fr. Damaso: Hinabol ako ng babaeng maganda at hubad. Ang ginawa ko, dinamitan ko agad. Kung kayo po ang nasa kalagayan ko, Bishop, ano po ang gagawin ninyo? Bishop: Tulad mo, magsisinungaling din ako. last | |
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| Subject: Re: IT'S joke tym haha (corni) Mon Mar 22, 2010 8:46 am | |
| haha cnxa mr dancer ..
klala ko n ung nasa taas sken ! haha
(kaso jowk lan ) haha | |
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| Subject: Re: IT'S joke tym haha (corni) Mon Mar 22, 2010 11:47 pm | |
| girl: babes, tikman mo un cake na ginawa ni nanay. boy: babes, pwde ikaw nlng tikman ko? gawa k nmn ng nanay mo | |
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| Subject: Re: IT'S joke tym haha (corni) Wed Mar 24, 2010 8:32 pm | |
| wahaha ... adik lan sa forum | |
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| Subject: Re: IT'S joke tym haha (corni) Thu Mar 25, 2010 12:52 am | |
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| Subject: Re: IT'S joke tym haha (corni) Thu Mar 25, 2010 8:54 am | |
| wahaha korny ba? | |
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| Subject: Re: IT'S joke tym haha (corni) Thu Mar 25, 2010 10:50 am | |
| haha starbucks | |
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| Subject: Re: IT'S joke tym haha (corni) Fri Mar 26, 2010 12:43 am | |
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| Subject: Re: IT'S joke tym haha (corni) Fri Mar 26, 2010 6:35 am | |
| joker na pala toh si deyn hahaha | |
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| Subject: Re: IT'S joke tym haha (corni) Fri Mar 26, 2010 11:02 am | |
| nakaam0y si ngongo ng pabango sa isang store. Sbe ni ngongo.. "ale, mango" ... Sbe naman ng saleslady pabango yan ndi alemango... Inulit ni ngongo, "ale, mango" ...nag-agawan c ngongo at ang saleslady sa pabango..nahulog ito at nabasag.. At ang sbe ni ngongo.. "ale, masag.." kulet tlga ni ngongo..post lang | |
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