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PostSubject: Re: IT'S joke tym haha (corni)   Fri Mar 19, 2010 6:23 pm

d ko dn gets
hahahahaha

ayw pla pumasok ah
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PostSubject: Re: IT'S joke tym haha (corni)   Fri Mar 19, 2010 6:51 pm

Knock Knock


Who's there !


Figs !


Figs who ?


Figs the doorbell, it's broken

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PostSubject: Re: IT'S joke tym haha (corni)   Fri Mar 19, 2010 7:10 pm

A man worked hard all day digging the garden and felt very stiff and sore.

His wife fluttered about him, pleased with the amount of work he had done and anxious to get him to do some more.

"Have a nice soak in the bath and I'll bring you a drink," she suggested smiling.

"Good idea," says the husband looking forward to being waited on.

He's in the bath when she comes in with a nice glass of Scotch which he accepts happily.

"If there's anything else you'd like just call," says the wife as she leaves the bathroom.

When she got halfway along the landing the husband relaxes completely and lets off an enormous long fart in the bath.

A few minutes later, despite it being a very warm Summer's evening, the wife comes in with a fluffy bed warmer

"What the heck is that for?" asks the husband snappily.

"Oh Darling," says the wife, flustered, "I thought I heard you say, "Whataboutahottawaterbottle."
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PostSubject: Re: IT'S joke tym haha (corni)   Sat Mar 20, 2010 11:10 am

nagising si pedro dhil s malakas n putok ng baril.Galit na lumabas si pedro


PEDRO: pu*&%#@a ! cnu ung nagpaputok !?

PULIS: ako ! bakit?!

PEDRO: an lakas ah ... nabingi ako eh xD

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PostSubject: Re: IT'S joke tym haha (corni)   Sat Mar 20, 2010 11:11 am

JUAN: Manong, kunin q po kaning baboy sbi n tatay.

M: Oh Juan
ikaw pla yan. Binata kna ah! Nag-aaral ka ba?

J: Opo,College
na.

M: Ano kinukuha mo?

J:Kaning Baboy po..
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PostSubject: Re: IT'S joke tym haha (corni)   Sat Mar 20, 2010 11:14 am

BAKIT MO PAPARUSAHAN ANG TAO SA ISANG BAGAY NA DI NILA GINAWA?




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PostSubject: Re: IT'S joke tym haha (corni)   Sat Mar 20, 2010 11:27 am

Fr. Damaso: Hinabol ako ng babaeng maganda at hubad. Ang ginawa ko,
dinamitan ko agad. Kung kayo po ang nasa kalagayan ko, Bishop, ano po
ang gagawin ninyo?
Bishop: Tulad mo, magsisinungaling din ako.

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PostSubject: Re: IT'S joke tym haha (corni)   Sat Mar 20, 2010 7:14 pm

hahahahaha galeng Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: IT'S joke tym haha (corni)   Sun Mar 21, 2010 9:54 am

haha uyy hinay hinay lng s pag post

hehe

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PostSubject: Re: IT'S joke tym haha (corni)   Mon Mar 22, 2010 8:46 am

haha cnxa mr dancer ..


klala ko n ung nasa taas sken ! haha


(kaso jowk lan ) haha
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PostSubject: Re: IT'S joke tym haha (corni)   Mon Mar 22, 2010 10:58 pm




ANAK: nay ano pO ibiG sBihin ng R.I.P sa libinGan ni tatay?












NANAY: sus! anak. . " RETURN iF POSiBLE". . . .CoMmon sense anaK.`!!







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PostSubject: Re: IT'S joke tym haha (corni)   Mon Mar 22, 2010 11:47 pm

girl: babes, tikman mo un cake na ginawa ni nanay.

boy: babes, pwde ikaw nlng tikman ko? gawa k nmn ng nanay mo




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PostSubject: Re: IT'S joke tym haha (corni)   Tue Mar 23, 2010 10:15 am

Anak: Akala ko ba ampon nyo
ko? Eto birth certificate ko! Ang tagal nyong inilihim sakin na tunay nyo pala
akong anak!



Magulang: Pero anak, itinuring ka din naman namin na parang di
tunay na anak!



Anak: Ano na lang ang sasabihin ng iba pag nalaman nilang tunay
nyo pala akong anak?! Ayoko na dito, aalis nako!



Magulang: Teka anak, san ka
naman pupunta?



Anak: Hahanapin ko ang mga peke kong magulang!




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PostSubject: Re: IT'S joke tym haha (corni)   Wed Mar 24, 2010 7:42 pm

walanG duda`!


adeek tlAga si rYan`! :]]


haHaHa``!!


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PostSubject: Re: IT'S joke tym haha (corni)   Wed Mar 24, 2010 8:32 pm

wahaha ... adik lan sa forum Razz
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PostSubject: Re: IT'S joke tym haha (corni)   Wed Mar 24, 2010 8:41 pm

Anak: Nay,nagbigti po c kua
s cr !! . .. .

Nanay: an0?! . .


(mbilis pumunta s cr,ngunit wla namang nkta)




Nanay: ak0 b pnagl0l0k0 m0h? . .


Anak: j0wk j0wk j0wk!







s sala po xa nagbigti. Razz
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PostSubject: Re: IT'S joke tym haha (corni)   Wed Mar 24, 2010 8:43 pm

pulubi kumakatok sa bintana.



Pulubi: kua pengeng pera pang kape lng poh.



Sir:oh ayan singkwenta!



Pulubi:salamat po kua. (pulubi kumatok uli) kua pangkape lng poh.



Sir: bnigyan
na ktang singkwenta ah?





Pulubi:starbucks poh eh ^_^ Razz
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PostSubject: Re: IT'S joke tym haha (corni)   Thu Mar 25, 2010 12:52 am

CORNI ahaha
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PostSubject: Re: IT'S joke tym haha (corni)   Thu Mar 25, 2010 8:54 am

wahaha korny ba? Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: IT'S joke tym haha (corni)   Thu Mar 25, 2010 10:50 am

haha starbucks

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PostSubject: Re: IT'S joke tym haha (corni)   Thu Mar 25, 2010 11:14 pm

may joke ako


VICTIM: tulong mamang pulis. hinoldap ako..!

PULIS: sinung nangholdap sau? paki describe...

VICTIM: KULOT ang mukha at may MALAPAD na buhok

PULIS: unsya..?



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PostSubject: Re: IT'S joke tym haha (corni)   Fri Mar 26, 2010 12:43 am

d ko gets? o.O hhaha
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PostSubject: Re: IT'S joke tym haha (corni)   Fri Mar 26, 2010 1:23 am

S mental hospital ngdrowng c
doc ng pinto s blackboard..

DOC: kung cno mauna mklbas d2 s pinto, mkkalbas n d2 s hospital

unahan mga pasyente, May 1 d 2makbo, 2mtawa i2..

DOC: mukhang mgaling n i2ng isa ha! mtanong nga. Bkt d ka nkpg unahan?
P: abno mga yan, pno cla mkkalabas nsa akn susi.. Razz
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PostSubject: Re: IT'S joke tym haha (corni)   Fri Mar 26, 2010 6:35 am

joker na pala toh si deyn hahaha
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PostSubject: Re: IT'S joke tym haha (corni)   Fri Mar 26, 2010 11:02 am

nakaam0y si ngongo ng
pabango sa isang store. Sbe ni ngongo.. "ale, mango" ... Sbe naman ng
saleslady pabango yan ndi alemango... Inulit ni ngongo, "ale, mango"
...nag-agawan c ngongo at ang saleslady sa pabango..nahulog ito at nabasag.. At
ang sbe ni ngongo.. "ale, masag.."

kulet tlga ni ngongo..




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