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PostSubject: KNOCK KNOCK JOKES!!   Wed Mar 17, 2010 7:53 am

knock knock.

"pa-auto load naman, how much magkano."

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Nothing's gonna change my love for you. PA-AUTOLOAD NAMAN HOW MUCH MAGKANO."

WAHAHA. ang korni lol!
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PostSubject: Re: KNOCK KNOCK JOKES!!   Wed Mar 17, 2010 8:17 am

haha nice one Smile

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PostSubject: Re: KNOCK KNOCK JOKES!!   Wed Mar 17, 2010 10:48 am

aw anong kanta un?
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PostSubject: Re: KNOCK KNOCK JOKES!!   Wed Mar 17, 2010 6:48 pm

albino

Knock, knock

who'Z thEre?

u evEr heaR thE j0ke 'bouT thE br0ken penciL?

u evEr hear the joke about the broken pencil who?

Nevermind, it'Z pointLess.,.

pig lol! KORNIIII lol!
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PostSubject: Re: KNOCK KNOCK JOKES!!   Wed Mar 17, 2010 8:16 pm

lol...
luhb doez jowkezz.hhaha
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PostSubject: Re: KNOCK KNOCK JOKES!!   Wed Mar 17, 2010 8:33 pm

Doctor, "What seems to be the problem?"

Patient, "Doc, I've got the farts. I mean I fart all the time,"

The Doctor nods, "Hmm."

Patient, "My farts do not stink and you can't hear them. It's just that I fart all the time. Look, we've been talking here for about 10 minutes and I've farted five times. You didn't hear them and you don't smell them, do you?"
"Hmm," says the Doctor,

He picks up his pad and writes out a prescription.

The patient is thrilled "Great doc. This prescription, will it really clear up my farts?"

"No," sighs the Doctor, "The prescription is to clear your sinuses. Next week I want you back here for a hearing test."

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PostSubject: Re: KNOCK KNOCK JOKES!!   Thu Mar 18, 2010 6:29 pm

nyc jokes Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: KNOCK KNOCK JOKES!!   Thu Mar 18, 2010 7:39 pm

Razz Razz Razz Razz Razz Razz Razz Razz Razz Razz
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Abba !
Abba who ?
Abba'out turn !
Quick march!

Razz Razz Razz Razz Razz Razz Razz Razz Razz Razz
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PostSubject: Re: KNOCK KNOCK JOKES!!   Fri Mar 19, 2010 9:41 am

knock knock

whos der??!

new zealand

new zealand who?


"new zealand ka sa mundong ito, laking tuwa ng magulang mo"
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PostSubject: Re: KNOCK KNOCK JOKES!!   Sat Mar 20, 2010 7:16 pm

ahahahaha __no name__ adek!! idol ... haha
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PostSubject: Re: KNOCK KNOCK JOKES!!   Sat Mar 20, 2010 8:02 pm

knock knock again

who's there?

honda!

honda who?!


"honda wings of lab, la la la la la la"

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PostSubject: Re: KNOCK KNOCK JOKES!!   Sat Mar 20, 2010 9:35 pm

nyahahahaha
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PostSubject: Re: KNOCK KNOCK JOKES!!   Sun Mar 21, 2010 9:53 am

hahahaha. nauubusan n ako.

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PostSubject: Re: KNOCK KNOCK JOKES!!   Tue Mar 23, 2010 10:19 am

INTRO:

Q: ano ang pnka malakas na bagyo?

A: TUKSO.. alam mo kung bakit?

KNOCK KNOCK?

who's there?

TUKSO

TUKSO who...


"kay dami ng .. winasak na tahanan..

kay rami ng matang pinaluha
... o TUKSO .. layuan mo ako !"


(korni Razz)
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PostSubject: Re: KNOCK KNOCK JOKES!!   Wed Mar 24, 2010 11:44 am

knock ! knock !

who's there ?

RIVERBOAT .

riverboat who ?


"RIVERBOAT young when i first saw you .. lalala "

hahaha Very Happy

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PostSubject: Re: KNOCK KNOCK JOKES!!   Wed Mar 24, 2010 8:34 pm

hahhaha! Laughing

knock knock?

who's there?

TINGALA

tingala who?

"TINGALA !! kasalanan ba? humiling ako sa langit ng... isang TINGALA" Razz
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PostSubject: Re: KNOCK KNOCK JOKES!!   Thu Mar 25, 2010 12:52 am

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PostSubject: Re: KNOCK KNOCK JOKES!!   Thu Mar 25, 2010 8:55 am

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PostSubject: Re: KNOCK KNOCK JOKES!!   Thu Mar 25, 2010 10:49 am

hahaha

tingala

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PostSubject: Re: KNOCK KNOCK JOKES!!   Thu Mar 25, 2010 11:16 pm

knock knock

whus der?

TUBIG

tubig whu?


(tubig...the day u said goodnight...)

CORNY

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PostSubject: Re: KNOCK KNOCK JOKES!!   Fri Mar 26, 2010 12:42 am

wahaha
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PostSubject: Re: KNOCK KNOCK JOKES!!   Fri Mar 26, 2010 6:37 am

knock knock?

hus der!

ministop!

ministop hu?



"tune of TikTok'

don't stop ministop.. blah blah wahaha
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PostSubject: Re: KNOCK KNOCK JOKES!!   Sat Mar 27, 2010 1:42 am

ahahaha

MINISTOP
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PostSubject: Re: KNOCK KNOCK JOKES!!   Sat Mar 27, 2010 3:30 am

hahaha mqa adik ,,
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PostSubject: Re: KNOCK KNOCK JOKES!!   Sat Mar 27, 2010 10:16 am

haha

dont stop ministop aha

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